Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I see through liars

The world needs the United States, but the USA doesn't need the world. Is this true?

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

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I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I can read

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?

I can count

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

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I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

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I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t buy bullshit

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I actually pay taxes

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee